Thephotoman's Law of Sexual Preference

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

This law, written by photosinensis, states:

Anyone attempting to use a derrogrative term for any sexual preference (heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual) shall be declared the automatic loser in any situation, and shall be bitch-slapped by every member of the local alternative lifestyle community.

Corallary of Sexual Impossibility:
Anyone in violation of above law who combines it with a sex act that a person of that sexuality would not commit (lesbo cocksucker, twat-forking fag, etc.) shall, after the above punishment, be forced to find someone that fits the description above.

Corallary of Canine Introduction:
If above law is violated using the term "lesbian bitch", the violater shall be mauled and raped by lesbian bitches (female dogs that prefer other female dogs, in this case).

Not Bob You Freak's Corallary:
Anyone using a sexual slur for their entire reply (i.e.: antipottersues' "LESBIAN" entry) shall have pottersues' evil lesbian minions sicked on them.