User:Jim Smith
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Jim Smith is jim_smith on LiveJournal and jim_smith on JournalFen and Jim Smith on Fandom Wank Wiki and Jim Smith in real life. The number of people confused by his various usernames is staggering.
Jim enjoys Fandom Wank as a forum to mock fandoms, despite being uninvolved and uninterested in said fandoms. It could be said of some wankas that they are laughing at their own extended quirky families. Jim Smith is part of a different group--the one pointing and laughing at complete strangers.
Smith was an anonymouse for about a year, choosing not to create a JF account for fear of becoming too involved in anything wanky. In August 2005 Jim finally gave in and created an account, and has since learned he is a martyrish douchebag. He knew he shoulda stood in bed.
Jim Smith stands at about 6'2" and has long, brown, beautiful hair. He shaves perhaps twice a week to achieve just a hint of a yummy beard. But don't mistake him for a bad boy, ladies; you don't have to badger him to give you cunnilingus! Turn-ons include cat macros and talking about his feelings. Turnoffs: Fights, and hairy backs.
Thoughts on yaoi
In November 2005 it was revealed that Jim Smith hates slash, and may in fact read entire books without speculating as to the homosexual activities of teh hawt characters. Scientists are puzzled by his controversial beliefs but are left to conclude that they are based around his undying hatred of America, freedom, and Matthew Shepard. It is rumored that there may be an unprecedented second aspect to Smith's existence, but he hates slash so nobody cares.
Gender
Jim Smith's anatomy includes a penis and a scrotum. This vital information is stored on the Internet for safekeeping, so that future generations will understand our civilization.
