Vanceone

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Internet lawyer for the HMS Harmony forums. He got a Journalfen account so he could more easily argue his clients' cases in the comments.

Vanceone rarely begins a wank. He just shows up and starts defending the wankers from being hanged by the neck until they are dead mocked.

In his own opinion (as shown by his spree of wiki edits), he is "able to get under the skin of most OBHWF shippers, and can reduce some of them to inarticulate fury with one letter." What he thinks that letter may be, we don't really know. "V" for Vanceone?

Around the end of 2006 Vanceone deleted his Journalfen journal, but continued to post as an anonymouse. He apparently undeleted his account periodically to keep it active, should he want it, and to post to Harmonywank, then re-deleted. That particular bit of weaseling resulted in him being banned from the community by Phoenixwriter. Yes, really.

Eventually, Vanceone appeared to give up on convincing fandom_wank of his position.

Quotes

  • "Shipping H/Hr for some of us isn't about even enjoying the ship; one of my friends who has written some of those forever long essays doesn't even like Harry and Hermione that much." [1]
  • "You know, there are Harmonians who understand Foucault, Habermas, Adorno and Horkheimer probably just as well as you. They aren't incapable of providing a "rigorous reading" of the text. I myself am also trained in interpreting text, and I make my living doing just that." [2]

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