Vanceone

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Internet lawyer for the HMS Harmony forums. He got a Journalfen account so he could more easily argue his clients' cases in the comments.

Vanceone rarely begins a wank. He just shows up and starts defending the wankers from being ~~hanged by the neck until they are dead~~ mocked.

In his own opinion (as shown by his spree of wiki edits), he is "able to get under the skin of most OBHWF shippers, and can reduce some of them to inarticulate fury with one letter." What he thinks that letter may be, we don't really know. "V" for Vanceone?

Vanceone has recently deleted his Journalfen journal, but he still posts as an anonymouse. He apparently undeletes his account to keep it active, should he want it, and to post to Harmonywank, then re-deletes. This particular bit of weaseling has resulted in him being banned from the community. Yes, really.

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Quotes

"Shipping H/Hr for some of us isn't about even enjoying the ship; one of my friends who has written some of those forever long essays doesn't even like Harry and Hermione that much." [1]

"You know, there are Harmonians who understand Foucault, Habermas, Adorno and Horkheimer probably just as well as you. They aren't incapable of providing a "rigorous reading" of the text. I myself am also trained in interpreting text, and I make my living doing just that." [2]

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