Wanka Crushes

Everyone loves WankProphet and Cleolinda. Henceforth they are banned.

Tekenduis <3's Deoridhe

apoplexia is deeply confused by his feelings for backfromspace

If apoplexia ever gets unconfused by his feelings for backfromspace, and there is hot sexin', PuiPui would like to watch.

SorchaR would like to watch as well. She will even hold the camera.

YMFaery would bring a camcorder and tripods for herself and SorchaR. Oh, and popcorn.

Wankprophet loves Snacky, but Snacky is torn between him and her love for Phosfate. It's the wanka love triangle of all time. Watch the sparks fly!

Phosfate is not good enough for Snacky, but pines for her while using Wankprophet to amass het cred points. O angst!

El Juno has it bad for Smit. But everyone knows that by now. Everyone. And they're rather sick of hearing about it, honestly.

Deoridhe votes for orgies. Recorded orgies. Only the hot need apply.

Prettyveela loves Llama_treats so much that she made her a fandom. Both are in love with Wankprophet.

PuiPui agrees with Deoridhe about the orgies. Very strongly agrees. And she's willing to buy a camcorder.

But what about El Juno's love for Phoenix? Poor Phoenix, ban the poor guy once and no more troll-lovin' for him. Le sigh.

Sepiamagpie is Hnkeh's fandom bitch. It's a prison thing - just like on Oz.

Everyone loves Phosfate even more than they love Cleolinda and Wankprophet.

Snacky has a massive crush on Yadda.

YMFaery wonders when will the mod orgy start, and can she record everything?

wankismyfandom wishes she could make ecchaniz0r scream all that creative profanity.

Luna_hoshino will Jello-wrestle wankismyfandom for that right. In bikinis.

Tez and Tehrin say PuiPui can come to bed but only if she brings apoplexia.