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- amxjm is Straight Edge but not an asshole. Kinda like that one song nobody knows about.
- annaham hates you, and YouTube.
- anatsuno has amazing boobs (not for long anymore. And not sparkly either, that's someone else).
- darkrose went to a Jesuit High School, which pretty much explains everything.
- deoridhe is really bad with money, even fake money on Gaia and in video games.
- eljuno is the hottest guy on the server.
- harrylovesron actually doesn't care all that much about Harry Potter or Harry/Ron anymore and has considered changing her username to bridgeylovessky. Shhhh.
- kijikun has lost a spelling bee to a five year old.
- Makeshyft is why cavemen painted on walls.
- o_o doesn't understand why this list isn't in alphabetical order.
- Sometimes even panthea forgets who she is.
- Reeve has never actually played Half-Life 2.
- plazmah will never get used to the slightly stale taste of wanker brains.
- sepiamagpie is a man, damn you. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
- shoiryu is a goddamn furry.
- shoiryu was lazy (but deoridhe wasn't!).
- Singe just doesn't try hard enough.
- sisterelwood is really a porcupine in disguise
- snacky knows 18 ways to kill people with her bare hands. She also makes great cookies.
- SorchaR is secretly working for Lucius Malfoy. It's best if you don't ask.
- telesilla has yet to stop apologizing for the uncomfortable night Fandom Wank spent on the couch at CrazyLife.
- wankprophet often wears tiaras.
- YMFaery is apathetic and often behind on current events.
