Wankprophet

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Wankprophet taught the other mods how to love again, but only did so out of spite.

May be a sockpuppet of Snacky's, or her sex toy. It's unclear. At least until the government releases the pictures they seized in the bust, those prurient bastards.

His measurements are Q/Q/Q. His turn-ons include taking moonlit walks on the bee-yatch, anorexic-dipping, swivelling, women who run with dingos, and six-pack abs. His turn-offs include six-pack asses, women who run with circumspection, and the hidden switch behind his left ear. Also, people talking about at length about yaoi. His turnovers include apple, cherry and forbidden fruit.

His favorite sexual fantasy is a surprise. Please try to take it in stride. Seriously, don't be such a prude -- it's not like therapy isn't readily available in this day and age.