Wankprophet's Law of Amicus Livejournal

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

Sooner or later, no matter who they are or what measures they take, everybody gets defriended.

When it happens to you, you can assume two things:

1) It was just your turn;

and

2) You're a bitch.

Both will always be true, regardless of the actual reasons given. Deal with it. The specific rationales and circumstances of your defriending, while also true, are ultimately only trivial details that no-one will care about later.

Proposed here on Jurisimprudence by Wankprophet.