Wankprophet's Law of Jurisimprudential Impropriety

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

Proposed here by Wankprophet.

Yeah, I named it after myself. Feeding my ego. I wanna be like Snacky and Godwin. Unless it's been done before. Then I'll share defer due credit.

This one may annoy a few people. Or, you know, not.

Wankprophet's Law of Jurisimprudential Impropriety: "No previously established law of Jurisimprudence can substitute for actually thinking for your own damned self. Invoking a Law merely in order to end a debate that you are losing shall be immediate grounds for loss of all credibility and a punishment of 50 lashes (unless the offender actually enjoys that sort of thing) for damaging the credibility of a law that belongs to the population as a whole, not just you."

Corollary of Mein Fuhrer: "Godwin's Law may not be invoked unless the reference to Nazism is gratuitous or stupid. This is just as bad as invoking Nazism to inappropriately, and just as wanky]. In such cases, the invoker will be subjected to a 30 minute rant comparing either PETA or Kantian existentialism to the Nazi regime. A repeat violation will invoke the Jackboot Clause: an hour-long tirade about how Santa is 'a tool of the Man'"