What The Wiki Is And What The Wiki Isn't

From Fandom wank wiki

Is:

• Serious Business
• Supposed to be funny. Or at least trying to be. (Whether or not it is trying is a matter of opinion.)
• A GUY.

Isn't:

• A description of EVERY WANK EVER OMG. (That's Fandom Wank.)
• A smooth banana milkshake.
• A penguin in disguise (or IS IT?)
• An encyclopedia of fandom. Go check Wikipedia for that, or the many specialized fandom wikis out there.
• Fandom Wank
• A good cure for syphilis.
• One of eight essential vitamins and minerals.
• A part of this complete breakfast.
• A neutral point of view.