You cannot deny the emotional impact of the stutter-typing!
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July 13, 2006: A well-loved Codename: Kids Next Door fan named Renee falls into a coma. This prompts a huge show of sympathy from the KND forums as Renee's siblings keep the community updated on her condition. Then, Renee wakes from her coma and-- while still in intensive care-- personally thanks her online well-wishers via laptop.
From there, Renee's condition deteriorates and improves a number of times. Also, the virus she has is so rare that there's not even a name for it, though it's apparently bad enough to inspire her and her siblings to stutter in their text.
Twenty-eight pages into the thread, doubters start to appear, and begin to poke holes in her story. Renee's supporters (including her very mother) begin to lash back at the doubters, and from there, the deception begins to fall apart. Of course, Renee's siblings get all the blame, since such a brave young rape victim would never deceive an entire community like that.
Quotes
- "Well I hope I can beat this Virus Limey I really hope so...No one has yet but I could be the first... :)" --Renee
- " To tell you the truth I-I don't think I'm going to make it...I bearly have the strength to type on my computer..." --Renee
- "R-Renee's gone...They are trying to revive her with a shot that might get her heart to beat again, but right now she's gone... :'( :'( :'(" --One of Renee's "siblings"
- "Wait....can't wireless internet be installed into a laptop? As in the hospital wouldn't need to provide it? Then Renee would be able to talk to us." --from a post on the KND forums
- "Oh, come on now. They're all so deeply troubled that it's making them stutter! On the internet! You cannot deny the emotional impact of the stutter-typing!" --catslash, in the Wank Report's comments
